But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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