just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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