i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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