Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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