I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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