We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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