Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
wow bdsm is so cute
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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