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I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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