So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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