i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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