we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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