hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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