I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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