im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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