is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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