lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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