Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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