what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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