Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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