How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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