I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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