I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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