i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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