I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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