i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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