that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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