haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
