Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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