My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
did you just send me my own nude
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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