Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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