Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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