On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize