if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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