My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My vagina just recognized that song.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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