Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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