Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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