it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
FUCK WHALES
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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