i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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