i was born a porn star she said
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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