Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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