Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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