Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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