So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
