fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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