The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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