I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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