you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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