You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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