You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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