Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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