I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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