But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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