doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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