great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There's a naked man in my car right now.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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