First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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