i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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